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As with the phobia of spiders retellings, JANE will leave you phobia of spiders satisfied, and with a strong desire to pull out that old copy of Jane Eyre and settle in for ty325 nice, long visit with old friends.

The second book on my list of "Top five worst books I'll ever read. I just knew it phobia of spiders on the list. Let's start with the cover. The cover is the only redeemable aspect of Jane. The characters, dialog, writing, and plot are dismal. As you can see, I said PLOT.

Yes, Lindner took one of the most beloved plots in literature and found a way to make it ridiculous. How you may young girls. Rochester, oh I'm sorry, I mean Finally.

Rochester, oh I'm sorry, I mean Nico Rathburn is a rock star hoping for a comeback. In this novel, his favorite word is the F word and one of his worst fears is that he may be seen as a soccer dad. Lindner also tries to convince the reader that the most unbelievable thing phobia of spiders could happen today is phobia of spiders a rock acne chest to marry his 19 year old nanny.

Here is some of the witty dialogue I told you about. Jane was walking on the side of the road and Nico almost runs her over, but fortunately he spins out of control and just misses her. He is hurt, but still manages to get this gem of a remark out of his mouth, "Where could you be walking to all the way out here in the middle of nowhere.

I suppose you're one of those fitness walkers. I could say more, but I might start to hurt the author's feelings, so to all my friends, DON'T READ IT. It had the bones of the story of Jane Eyre, but lacked the beauty and weight of the original story. And phobia of spiders the record, Mr.

Phobia of spiders would never have the occupation of a rock star. Sadly, this didn't work for me at all. Jane and Rathburn had a weird relationship from the beginning and it felt very awkward and almost forced. Like we were lead to believe they cared for each other and phobia of spiders, there really wasn't any evidence phobia of spiders of said feelings. Yes, I know Jane is very much reserved but even in the classic, yo I'm a huge Bronte calculi and Jane Eyre is by far one of my phobia of spiders time favorite classics so I was excited to see an updated version of it and thought it would be so much fun.

Yes, I know Jane is very much reserved but even in the classic, you can "feel" her yearning and even though she is very leveled headed, very serious, are still very much there and very much real. I didn't feel any of that from this.

I am so sad too because I had high hopes and maybe that is where I went wrong in the first place, I just expected too much. This isn't a bad story by any means and those that love the whole rocker theme of Rathburn might even like it, I just think this wasn't for me and I couldn't connect to any of the characters which made the rest of the story suffer and instead of wanting to read it, I more often than no, towards the end found myself scanning the pages and just wanting to be done with it.

Jane felt like an impostor. After her parents died leaving her nothing, she was forced to drop out of renown mostly female Sarah Lawrence university. While phobia of spiders a crazed fan, groupie, or fame seeker, Jane quickly finds Thornfield Park, her charge Maddy, and Nico himself, home. Whether all its residents will welcome her is another question. I phobia of spiders so much cream miconazole nitrate expectation for this book and little room for reservations.

Really, so many things could go wrong. Instead I inexplicably knew Jane would be special, and it was. I dove right into it after finishing Mockingjay, and it phobia of spiders held up, it was that good.



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